Jonathan R. Willis Photography


The World According to JONBOB:

Crushing garlic is a sacred ritual.
1 cup of coffee = baseline, 2 cups = confident, 3 cups = very confident, 4 cups = overly confident but a little anxious, 6 cups equals paranoia! (Same format works for beer.)
Everyone’s a photographer...hence, I rarely tell people what I do.
I will not rest in peace if “Kick Start My Heart” by Motley Crue is not played at my funeral.
An American Apparel week-pack of black t-shirts is almost my entire wardrobe.
If you haven't seen J Roddy Walston and The Business—live—you haven't lived.
My daughters were named after songs and my son after a cigar and a movie character. "I would have named you Kingsley."
It's OK to split fours at a true six.
The first outstanding photograph I saw was a photo of a raccoon on the cover of "Ranger Rick," and I knew my destiny was foretold.
Gas stations should only offer one type of drink.
Dixie Chicks was one of the best concerts I've been to—and I went by myself.
My wife is smokin' hot!
Don't overlook any opportunity to use four exclamation points!!!!

(There you have it.)